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12/12/2022

This Article Was Stolen

I, Dave Elden of JudgingFTW, have stolen this article. Let's see what trouble I can get up to with it.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/12/2022)
This Article Was Stolen
By Justin Hovdenes
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08/08/2022

Facebook Mail Bag

Wait, useful things can be found on Facebook? Yes, Magic Judges!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2022)
Facebook Mail Bag
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/25/2021

This Article Is a No Bones Article

This week are are dropping all the pretenses and providing nothing but straight up answers to all of those rules questions you have burning in your minds! So we have put together yet another article on the up and up, clean and simple. So read on in this week's no frills edition of Cranial Insertion! Or did they mean they left all of the physical bones from this week's article?

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(10/25/2021)
This Article Is a No Bones Article
By Andrew Villarrubia
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04/05/2021

April Showers

Spring is here and things are heating up so we have put together another fiery article just for you! So come on and join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(04/05/2021)
April Showers
By Nathan Long
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10/19/2020

Among Us

Who is an imposter who and who is not? Join us and take a ride through the rules of MtG to prepare yourself with the knowledge you will need. So as we try and determine who has infiltrated our ranks and is trying to kill us all we arm ourselves with the best knowledge we have to defeat our opponents, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(10/19/2020)
Among Us
By Nathan Long
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08/03/2020

They say its your birthday!

We are having a party, balloons, cake, blowing out the candles, the whole ball of wax in celebration of our writer Justin's birthday! Of course there are a few provisos, quid pro quo, etc. given Coronavirus is still around, so we respectfully request you wear a mask and maintain proper social distancing while reading and enjoying this week's celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/03/2020)
They say its your birthday!
By Justin Hovdenes
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04/13/2020

Overlook Hotel

All of this staying put and staying inside is starting to drive Moko insane, not that he ever really was to begin with! To that end we are trying to pacify him and save our offices, which are currently shuttered by the way. Hopefully when we return they are still in one piece! In the meantime we bring you yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion with all the rules question and answer knowledge you have come to know and love! Read on!

By Andrew Villarrubia (2 Comments)
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(04/13/2020)
Overlook Hotel
By Andrew Villarrubia
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10/07/2019

Watch the Throne

The Knights are facing off against the Fey and the king has returned, while the rich are being robbed from and their goodies are given to the poor! The beauty has met the beast and mermaids are dreaming of walking on land, so we have packed this week's article full of those Eldraine questions you have been wanting to know the answers for! Read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(10/07/2019)
Watch the Throne
By Andrew Villarrubia
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09/16/2019

Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

They are back! The equinox is upon us once again and we are returning back to the future! This week we have another fantastic quiz article! So travel inside and test your mettle in this week's futuristic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2019)
Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
By Carsten Haese
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01/07/2019

Running with Blades

Life is oh so brief, and the search for ways to extend it seem like something everyone seeks. To that end we have put together answers to those rules questions you have been wanting to know, so you can smash your opponents and extend your life (at least in games of Magic)! Now if we can just get Moko to sit still long enough to answer all the questions. So read on in this week's extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/07/2019)
Running with Blades
By Charlotte Sable
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12/03/2018

Holidaze

The Holiday season is upon us and we are trying hard here at the CI offices not to become overwhelmed by the spirit. To that end we have prepared an article for you answering all those rules questions for w which you wanted answers! Just our little gift to you! So join us for this week's festive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (3 Comments)
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(12/03/2018)
Holidaze
By Callum Milne
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11/07/2016

See Your Tomorrow, Today!

or, Scrying for Fun and Profit

Scrying into the future I see... all your rules questions answered by this week's fortuitous article! So join us for this weeks foretelling edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(11/07/2016)
See Your Tomorrow, Today!
or, Scrying for Fun and Profit
By Callum Milne
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02/23/2015

Under Plowed

or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team

Buried under both snow and piles of rules questions we begin to dig our way out. If only Wizards had created Silver-Inlaid Shovels instead. Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(02/23/2015)
Under Plowed
or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team
By James Bennett
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06/02/2014

Summertime

and the rulings are easy!

James is back and summer is right around the corner. Join us as we serve up a heap of rules questions and answers. Though we are not yet ready to hang at the Pleateau. Read on for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(06/02/2014)
Summertime
and the rulings are easy!
By James Bennett
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03/17/2014

Time and Ides Wait for No Man

Ah, spring is in the air and it is that time of year again! Et tu, Brute? I guess he got tired of waiting for more rules questions. Well join us this week to quench your thirst for knowledge in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(03/17/2014)
Time and Ides Wait for No Man
By James Bennett
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12/24/2012

'Twas the night before Christmas...

Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(12/24/2012)
'Twas the night before Christmas...
By James Bennett
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06/18/2012

 

(06/18/2012)
Eternally Yours
By James Bennett
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05/23/2011

Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything

Mostly Harmful.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2011)
Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything
By Brian Paskoff
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(09/06/2010)
Severe Weather Warning
or, Hurricane of Puns Coming Soon
By Eli Shiffrin
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12/28/2009

Denouement

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(12/28/2009)
Denouement
By Aaron Stevenson
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02/23/2009

 

(02/23/2009)
Games Afoot
or, Referring to the Subtitle Is Meta
By Eli Shiffrin
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02/16/2009

 

(02/16/2009)
This and That
or, A Little Bit of Everything
By Aaron Stevenson
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(01/07/2008)
Begin the Begin
or, The Second Consecutive
Cranial Insertion Title to Reference R.E.M.
By Ted Dickinson
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(11/20/2006)
Five Wishes
or, How I Learned to Stop Pulling and Research the Ring
By Ted Dickinson
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11/28/2005

Attack of the Doppelgangers

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(11/28/2005)
Attack of the Doppelgangers
By Thijs van Ommen
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10/10/2005

Matters of State

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(10/10/2005)
Matters of State
By Tom Fowler
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(07/04/2005)
How the US Southwest Was Won
or, Actual Questions from Regionals
By Eli Shiffrin
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